NAPALM JESUS!
jesus had short hair and a cropped beard and a rounded jewish skull. he is the hero. the woodchopping father figure. willing to let his blood flow for our sins. tthe holy grail, etc. although I've read neither the Bible nor the Da Vinici code and so, in my ignorance of both I am uniquely qualified to give an impartial opinion. I'm not biased by having read one of them before the other: It's all true! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! We're supposed to love each other, but it's okay to pluck out each other's eyeballs and stuff. The Lawd loves all of his children, but condones genocide. How are we supposed to make sense of the world when we're fed this contradictory nonsense as children?
Ah, the tiny and utterly confused person that I once was. Oh lordy! Adrian: now in stereo. The question I always ask: what are they trying to sell me? Whoever wrote the Bible was obviously trying to sell something. People have been emptying their pockets ever since. I'd hate for anyone to think that I was being dismissive or condescending. But, well, perhaps I am.
posted by Adrian @ 12:37 PM
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Admitting your ignorance doesn't render it invalid when you extend an opinion.
"Whoever wrote the Bible"...
Asking that question alone could fill a whole life profitably.
Less seriously, as a full-time Christian, 5 days a week like, I may not make a tangebile contribution to society like Ddmmyy but I do know alot about soccer.
This entry was brought to you by ACUTE MENTAL DEGRADATION. It only partially makes sense. And of the parts that make sense I'm not exactly serious.
My mind is like porridge. APOLOGIES TO ALL!
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