Thursday, June 16, 2005

Vroom!

Whatever has happened, I don't know, the important thing is: I had a two and a half hour driving lesson this morning. I drove to Naas, like the gigantic gobshite I am. I made various mistakes. I sat there looking sad.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Found A Job

So, I'm gonna be a civil servant. It could be exciting. Y'know, being in the service of civilisation. Fighting the good fight. Holding back the hordes of barbarians who wish to destroy our way of life. And that way of life is burocracy! My appointment is with the Department Of Social And Family Affairs. I might end up as that guy in the dole office, who hands out the cheques, manically grinning and chiming "Don't spend it all in one shop!" to one and all.

I've had worse weeks.